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And what’s been missing from my reading?

Penis! Penis! Penis!

To make up for the lack of penis focus I can always google FAMOUS MALE AUTHOR PENIS

So, when you google Cormac McCarthy Penis you get:

“Not three weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat. Yes lady, that is what I said. Goat.” – Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian)

Or if you try Jonathan Franzen Penis you will find:

Katz is the kind of man who believes it is his destiny to stick his penis in as many women as possible, the kind of man for whom “it was generally his policy never to apologize at all.”

Google John Updike Penis, and you get a whole article on his penis-tude (Not that we are letting David Foster Wallace off the hook.)

Penis! Penis! Penis!

Roth? Oh let’s not go there – he made his career with masturbation. Irving, well there’s the handy chart that lets us know that John Irving isn’t just interested in bears Gabriel Garcia Marquez? Oh look, a book about an old man having sex with a young virgin girl (ew!)

Penis! Penis! Penis!

Don’t get me wrong, I like a nice penis, but I don’t really find them integral to great literature. Or even terribly desirable. It’s been nice to get some penis-centric fiction detox.

Written by Chance

October 17, 2010 at 6:29 pm

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